Me: I don't really want to...but I would make your lunch everyday if I could be a stay-a-home mom.
40 minutes later...
Jared: Do you work the 4th of July?
Me: No. With my new job I don't have to work holidays anymore.
Jared: Your life is so easy...
Me: It's not that easy, I'm growing a baby!
Jared: You don't really have to do anything besides not drink alcohol...it just grows itself.
Me: Hey now! That's not true!
Jared: Oh yeah...you have to deal with a few aches and pains. It can't be that bad.
Me: If it were easy then men would be able to have babies too.
Jared: It's only hard because Eve made Adam eat a bad apple.
Me: Well that's probably because she was sick of him asking her to make his lunch.
For the record: Jared doesn't think being pregnant is easy. He was just joking...and I really did make him his lunch for work.